An Apartment Hunting E-Mail

From Me:
"I was wondering if:

1. You had any efficiencies available?
2. How much they rent for?
3. If small dogs (13 lbs Poodle who enjoys watching Television) are allowed?

Thanks!"

Response:
"Hi and thanks for your interest in [REDACTED] Apts.,

I'm sorry but we do not accept pets of any kind, even if they're small,
cute and watch TV.  LOL"

Fantastic.